I wonder what my noble son is doing over in Paris. Hath he learned a lesson yet? After my strong advice to him and set up Reynaldo to make rumors of him, I hope he is doing well. And Ophelia, my poor Ophelia. First, I tell her to stay away from ‘tis player Hamlet, and now I am letting her loose, like a dog, on to him. Pity her but not pity him. He shall not do anything to my daughter to hurt her for the time being. I will be watching thee every move. As crazy as he might be, for her ending their relationship, I shall not accept his mad behavior. I know I am a sneaky and controlling father over Laertes and now Ophelia. However, I am just protective and do not want my precious daughter getting hurt, and I want my son to listen and respect his father’s advice.
He is crazy for just one reason, well perhaps maybe two. His father died and he is grieving and now my mandatory ending to their once inappropriate relationship, has made lord Hamlet a mad man. I hath proof from his love letter to my dear daughter Ophelia. Thank the lord above that I got her out of this dishonorable situation with Hamlet, for she would have been hurt even worse by him. Altogether, Hamlet is a mad man and shall remain to stay away from my Ophelia.
Words, words, words...
15 years ago
Oh dearest father can you forgive me? I do not wish to put on a fool's play for Hamlet anymore. Hamlet is only getting worse and I realize I am not to blame. This problem that Hamlet has will not be resolved with me ignoring him. I wish to stop and stand by his side no matter what he says to me.
ReplyDeleteOh father, I do realize that Hamlet tis becomig a mad man. He has already done many things to me, to show this. I am willing to obey you and stay away from him. I have given the love letters back and am now staying away.Oh dearest father have trust in me to obey and stay away from Hamlet.
ReplyDeletePolonius, you are clouded by your own rotton mind. Your daughter would be the luckiest girl alive if she had the love of my wonderful son! The shocking death of his father is the only reason for his change in behavior. Your daughter should be crying tears every nights for not being with Hamlet.
ReplyDelete^^ Gertrude.
ReplyDeleteLISA I LOVE YOU
ReplyDeleteFather Hamlet is mad over me you Shall not fobid us being together we are in love. you will make him more mad for me
ReplyDeleteOphelia
Dear Polonius,
ReplyDeleteYou are a lord of many words but thou beats around the bush just as a gardener. If thine kin is sharp enough to comprehend thy message through thou overuse of words, I'm sure he doth obey. On the hand opposite to that however thou hath have no right to play with the young madam's heart as you do. Who does doth think you are? To make such a fragile young girl read as intimate a letter as you did is horrible to even imagine. Thou causes more hurt to her then my son. You must make a decision before you drive thy youngest kin crazy, let love or not let love?
Gertrude